You Must Be Joking “Hello there! I’ve seen you around town many times!”“Really? You must be joking!”“No, I am Jo Queen!” Big Shot “My father is a big shot. He is a doctor and he knows telepathy.”“That’s nothing! My father is a professor and he knows Ganapathy.” Tailor “My father is a tailor.”“So what?”“What you mean sew what? Sew buttons-lah! He also sew sarung! Sew baju! Sew whatever-lah!” Satan “Hello, everyone. My name is Tan Boh Loh. My friends call me B. L. Tan.”“And my name is Tan Sze Aik and my friends call me S.A.T.A.N!!!” Two Old Nyonyas Two old nyonyas were sitting on a bench for the bus. The busses were running late and a lot of time passed. Finally, one nyonya turned to the other and said, “You know I’ve been sitting here so long, my pantat even went to sleep.”“I know,” the other woman replied, “I heard it snoring!” “No one appreciates the value of constructive criticism more thoroughly than the one who’s giving it.”- Anonymous – Tell Each Other Our Faults Dinah:Farah and I agreed it would be helpful to our friendship for each of us to frankly tell each other our faults. Minah: How did it work out? Dinah: Since then, we haven’t spoken to each other for three months.
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